THIS BLOG IS DEDICATED TO THE FUNNIEST MAN RADIO SUDARSHAN A.K.A SUD.
THIS BLOG WILL PROVIDE YOU HIS AUDIO JOKES SO THAT YOU CAN ENJOY IT.THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS HIS BOOK HANSI KE PHUWARE GET UPDATED DAILY.
SUD IS PROPERTY OF RADIO MIRCHI HERE WE PROVIDE JOKES FOR LAUGHTER ONLY.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
ABOUT SUD
AFTER THE DUMPING BY MANJULA RANI ,SUD IS ON CLOUD NUMBER NINE AS HE HAVE WON A LOTTERY OF 50,00,000 OR AADHA CRORE. AND A NEW GIRL HAS ENTERED IN HIS LIFE.............SUCHISMITA
hello party people this is sud hassi k fuware kitab mein se joke padh raha hoon page numbr 74 ...upar se 1st joke hai
sonu monu se monu aaj tu doctor pass janewala tha monu sonu se ha jane wala tha par nahi gaya sonu : kyun nahi gaya? monu : aaj meri tabiyat kuchh thik nahi hai
sud : abe monu tabiyat thik nahi tabhi to doctor ke paas jate hai thik ho jayega to doctor ke pass kya bhindi lene jayega.
Radio mirchi pesh karta hai Hasi ke phuware sudarshan ke saath plzzz don call me sudarshan...call me sudd ok ....suddd come onn baby chillllllllllllllllllllllllll sud : page no.72...ammmmmmmmmmmm upar se 4th joke MAA : BETA RAJU LIGHT JANE SE PEHLE FRIDGE PE 3 CHOCOLATE THE ABB SIRF EK HAI...AISA KYU?
RAJU : AREY MAA MUJHE ANDHERE MEIN TEESRA CHOCOLATE DIKHA HE NAI
SUD :HAHAHAHA ....ISKAAA MATLAB WO 2 CHOCOLATE RAJU NE HE KHAYE THE.....O MY GOD.......................................ABB TO PITEGA BECHARA RAJU
HASI KE PHUWARE KITAB MEIN SE JOKE SUNANE JAA RAHA HU
PAGE NO.33..AMMMMMMMUPAR SE 2ND JOKE
LADKA : DADDY MEIN APKI LADKI SE SHAADI KARNA CHAHTA HU DADDY : MEIN NAI CHAHTA KI MERI BETI KISI GADHE KE SAATH POORI ZINDAGI GUZARE LADKA : ISILIYE MEIN USKO YAHA SE LEKE JANE KE LIYE AYA HU
SUDD : HA HA HA HA.....ISKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MATLAB HAHAHAHAHAHA LADKE NE LADKI KE BAAP KO HE GADHA BOLA.....HAHAHA O MY GOD......
Hi Party Guys.....& Party People...... mai kal ek party mai gaya tha....last night.... Gaurav Bhavan mai party thi.. Wahan kisine mujhe bola ki sud tumhare jokes toh bahut kool hote hai...toh maine kaha aur radio mirchi is really Hot......Anyways
Joke padh raha hun...Page no 90 upper se dusra joke hai...
Rinku...Tinku se.... Yaar tu inn soda glass chasmai mai ekdum ullu lagta hai ullu.....
Tinku Rinku se...... Aur jab mai chasma nikal ke tujhe dekhta hun na...toh tu mujhe Ghada dikhta hai....
hahahahaha.....matlab Tinku ko chasmai ke bina bhi thoda thoda dikhta hai......
hassi ke phuwaare kitaab se page 200 ka upar se teesra joke..
ek baar na ek cinema hall mein 2 aurtein bahut zor se baatein kar rai thi. peechhe baitha admi bola.. behenji...mujhe kuch sunaaayi nai de raha... behenji : to hum baatein tumhe sunaane ke liye thodi hi kar rae hai.....!!!!
ufff .. ye aurtein bhi na.. kahi par bhi shuru ho jaati hai..... uh uhh uhhh !!!!
hello..party people....love birds.... ab main apke lye chutkula padhne ja rha hu hansi k phuware kitab se....page no. 96 upar se teesra joke....
ek baar ek pati patni restaurant me coffee pee rhe the.... Patni [Pati se]: A g coffee jldi peejiye Pati : kyu????? Patni: kyuki wahan samne likha hai, coffee 10rs. and cold coffee 20rs.
Haaa.....haaaa.....haaaa.haaaa..... I tell u...ye patniyan b na.....hmesha paise bachane ki sochti hai... haaa.....haaaa.....haaaaa.....haaaa.... O my god.......
Hello Everyone Best people have many email ids & sud is announcing new email id. check it out. sudispartyman@idiatimes.com com com com
joke pad raha hoon hassi ke phuware kitab me se..
page no XX upar se X joke hai
Tinku teacher se : teacher maine english ke 8 lessons padh liye. Teacher: tune english ke 8 lessons padh liye. tab to tu english me baat kar sakta hai. Tinku : ha lekin unse jinhone ne english ke 7 lesson padhe hai.
Hello Dude & Dudees This is sud. kal me multiplex me movie dekhne gaya. ticket ki price thi 300 RS. Are 300 Rs me to 1 mahine ka rashan aajata hai. chalo koi baat nahi joke pad raha hoon hassi ke phuware kitab me se Page no 89 upar se 2nd joke.
Ekbaar Raju zoo me ghumane gaya. zoo me ek ghadhhe ne usko laat mar di. Raju : Thaher abhi me tuze dekhta hoon Raju ghadhhe ko pakdne ke liye uske pichhe bhagne laga. Raju ne zibra ke paas jakar use bahot kick mari. aur bola kyun be coat pahenke muze bewkoof banata hai.
Sud: Are yaar ye to bachhoka joke hai. I mean this book is old .
Hello Dude & Dudees This is sud. Are You enjoying Husee ke phuware HKF? with sud ? roses are red, violets are blue, HKF only for me & you.
hasee ke phuware kitab me se joke pad raha hoon. page no 128 upar se 1st joke hai. sohan mohane se: tumhe pata hai unde me se bachhe kaise bahar aate hai?
mohan : are muze to ye samaj me nahi aata ki bachhe unde me ghuste kaise hai?
sud: unda ka funda samaja raha hai sohan mohan ko.
Hello Every budy This is sud. hasee ke phuware kitab me se joke padh raha hoon page no hai 300 upar se 2nd joke.
Interview lene wale boss ne ramesh ka biodata dekh ke kaha boss: Ramesh maine tumhara biodata padha. isame tumane likha hai ki tumhe ghudsawari( horse riding ) ka shaukh hai.
Ramesh : Jis Sir
Boss : to akhir me tum ghode par kab bethe the?
Ramesh : Sir, Teen saal pahele jab meri shadi hui thi tab.
Sud: Ramesh kisi chize ko ek baar karte hai to use shaukh nahi kahete. Tum ek baar paida hue ho isaka matlab ye to nahi ki tumhe paida hone ka shaukh hai. Ramesh bhi na budhhu hai.
kisiko pata bhi nahi hai ki I m a RAPA AWard winner lagta hai mujhe meri name plate ke aage likhwana padega SUD THE RAPA AWARD WINNER anyways HKF me se joke sunane ja raha hoon
Teacher : Agar ek ped pe 30 sevfal hai, usme se 10 chiku tode to kitne aam bachenge ?
Student : Sir, 20 haathi bachenge.......
Teacher : Tumhe kaise pata chale ?
Student : Kyunki aaj main tifin mein Aalo Maithi ki sabji laya hoon........
Sud : hahahahah isme kisi ka kisi se connection nahi hai, fir bhi hasi aa rahi hai...............
aeee he he he he...eh he he he.... oops...sorry party peoples....mujhe toh joke padhne se pehle hi hassi aa rahi hai.... kahi ye joke main pehle sunaa toh nahi chuka?...
anyways...hassi ke phuwarre kitaab me se joke padh raha hoon...page no. 45, oopar se...teesra joke...
raju...raat ke do baje apne papa se....: papa utho, papa utho... raju ke papa....: kya hua raju...itni raat ko kyon jagaa diya mujhe? raju....: papa aap neend ki goli lena bhool gaye the....
sud: aeeee he he he.... oooo...ye raju kitna pyaara bachcha hai.... dekhne wai baat ye hai ki raju raat ke do baje bhi itna attentive hai... God Bless u Raju...
..Radio Mirchi presents Hassi ke phuware....with Sudarshan... Please call me Sud.... okay Sud.... come on baby chill...........
Hassi ke phuware book ke page no. 90 ka uper se third joke....
Hakla grahak dukaandar se......Bhaiya ek Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........sssi de do..... Dukaandar - Raasi to hai lekin itni lambi nahi bhaiya...........
hello party people
ReplyDeletethis is sud
hassi k fuware kitab mein se joke padh raha hoon
page numbr 74 ...upar se 1st joke hai
sonu monu se
monu aaj tu doctor pass janewala tha
monu sonu se
ha jane wala tha par nahi gaya
sonu : kyun nahi gaya?
monu : aaj meri tabiyat kuchh thik nahi hai
sud : abe monu tabiyat thik nahi tabhi to doctor ke paas jate hai
thik ho jayega to doctor ke pass kya bhindi lene jayega.
Radio Mirchi presents Hassi ke phuwaree....with Sudarshan...
ReplyDeletePlease call me Sud....okie Sud....
Come on baby chill.....
(Burp)...oppss sorry....wo maine khati lassi pi thi...isliye...garmi hai na....
Ok joke padh raha hun...hassi ke fhuwaree kitab mai se.....page no. 85 upper se first jokkeee....... cracking......
Dakedi - clerck se -
Kya tumne mera chera dekha hai.....
Clerck - Haan dekha hai....
Dakedi ne clerck ko goli maar di.....
Dakedi dusre clerck se - Tumne mera chera dekha hai...
Clerck - Nai maine toh nai dekha per mere boss ne dekha hai aur wo wahan uss cabin mai hai.....
Ye joke pe mujhe jitni bhi hassi aaye mai nai hasunga....kyunki iss clerck ko pata hi nai hai ki boss ke saath kaisa relation hota hai.....
hello party people
ReplyDeletethis is sud
hassi k fuware kitab mein se joke padh raha hoon
page numbr 202 ...upar se 3rd joke hai
ek Daku aurat se
tumhara naam kya hai.
aurat: mera naam pinki hai.
pinki to meri bahen ka naam bhi hai . chal tuze chhod diya.
daku aurat ke paaas khade adami se:
chal teri jeb me jitane paise hai nikal.
aadmi daku se:
lekin aapne mera naam to puchha hi nahi.
vaise mera naam prakash hai lekin log muze pyar se pinki bulate hai.
sud : are prakash tuze shayad pata nahi daku ki ek hi bahen pinki hai. do nahi.
hello party people
ReplyDeletethis is sud
hassi k fuware kitab mein se joke padh raha hoon
page numbr XXX ...upar se (dont know) joke hai
Daku bank lutane ke baad apne muh par se naqab nikalke
bank ke clerk se puchhta hai : kya tune mera chehra dekha hai?
clerk: ji ha.
itna sunte hi daku clerk ko goli se uda deta hai.
uske baad daku bank ke cashier ke paas jake puchhta hai : kya tune mera chehra dekha hai?
cashier : dakuji maine to aapka chehra nahi dekha lekin manager ne aapka chehra dekh liya hai.
sud : ohh ohh ohh ye cashier jaroor apne manager se tang aa gaya hoga.
Hi E-mail people &......Software Lovers.......
ReplyDeleteHassi ke Phuwaree kitab mai se joke suna raha hun...
Page no. 92 upper se dusra joke hai....
Anil Lalit se.....
Mere family walle ghar ki rakhwali ke liye kutta nai afford kar sakte.....
Lalit....Phir jab chor aata hai toh kya karte ho......
Anil......Wo log khud hi bhokte hain......
Hahahahaahahaha....mai imagine kar sakta hun anil ke parivar ke sadasyon ko bhokte hue... Bhuoo Bhuoo..... :-)
Hello party people & night mongers & all love birds
ReplyDeletethis is sud
hassi k fuware kitab mein se joke padh raha hoon
page numbr 97 ...upar se 2nd joke hai
Makan Malik kirayedar se
me tumhe kiraya bharne ke liye 3 din deta hu.
kiraye dar makanmalik se
thik hai to fir me dashera diwali or holi ko kiraya dunga.
Hello party people & night mongers
ReplyDeletethis is sud
hassi k fuware kitab mein se joke padh raha hoon
page numbr XXX ...upar se 2nd joke hai
Raju Vinod se : Vinod tu rail ki patri ke upar kyun betha hai?
vinod: Me atmahatya karne vala hoon.
Raju : lekin tere haath me tandoori chicken kyun hai?
vinod : agar train ne aaneme deri kardi to kahi me bhukh se hi na mar jau.
Sud: haaa haa haaa are pagle vinod muze pata hai tu atma hatya nahi karne vala. tu to timepass kar raha hai.
Radio mirchi pesh karta hai Hasi ke phuware sudarshan ke saath
ReplyDeleteplzzz don call me sudarshan...call me sudd
ok ....suddd
come onn baby chillllllllllllllllllllllllll
sud : page no.72...ammmmmmmmmmmm upar se 4th joke
MAA : BETA RAJU LIGHT JANE SE PEHLE FRIDGE PE 3 CHOCOLATE THE ABB SIRF EK HAI...AISA KYU?
RAJU : AREY MAA MUJHE ANDHERE MEIN TEESRA CHOCOLATE DIKHA HE NAI
SUD :HAHAHAHA ....ISKAAA MATLAB WO 2 CHOCOLATE RAJU NE HE KHAYE THE.....O MY GOD.......................................ABB TO PITEGA BECHARA RAJU
HASI KE PHUWARE KITAB MEIN SE JOKE SUNANE JAA RAHA HU
ReplyDeletePAGE NO.33..AMMMMMMMUPAR SE 2ND JOKE
LADKA : DADDY MEIN APKI LADKI SE SHAADI KARNA CHAHTA HU
DADDY : MEIN NAI CHAHTA KI MERI BETI KISI GADHE KE SAATH POORI ZINDAGI GUZARE
LADKA : ISILIYE MEIN USKO YAHA SE LEKE JANE KE LIYE AYA HU
SUDD : HA HA HA HA.....ISKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MATLAB HAHAHAHAHAHA
LADKE NE LADKI KE BAAP KO HE GADHA BOLA.....HAHAHA
O MY GOD......
Hi Party Guys.....& Party People......
ReplyDeletemai kal ek party mai gaya tha....last night....
Gaurav Bhavan mai party thi..
Wahan kisine mujhe bola ki sud tumhare jokes toh bahut kool hote hai...toh maine kaha aur radio mirchi is really Hot......Anyways
Joke padh raha hun...Page no 90 upper se dusra joke hai...
Rinku...Tinku se....
Yaar tu inn soda glass chasmai mai ekdum ullu lagta hai ullu.....
Tinku Rinku se......
Aur jab mai chasma nikal ke tujhe dekhta hun na...toh tu mujhe Ghada dikhta hai....
hahahahaha.....matlab Tinku ko chasmai ke bina bhi thoda thoda dikhta hai......
hassi ke phuwaare kitaab se page 200 ka upar se teesra joke..
ReplyDeleteek baar na ek cinema hall mein 2 aurtein bahut zor se baatein kar rai thi.
peechhe baitha admi bola..
behenji...mujhe kuch sunaaayi nai de raha...
behenji : to hum baatein tumhe sunaane ke liye thodi hi kar rae hai.....!!!!
ufff .. ye aurtein bhi na..
kahi par bhi shuru ho jaati hai.....
uh uhh uhhh !!!!
All cool boys put your hands in the air n say...Om Shanti Om....ye mera fav number hai....anyways....
ReplyDeleteHassi ke phuware kitab mai se joke padh raha hun....page no. 70 upper se dusra joke hai....
Dadu raju se....beta zara andar se mere daanth le aa....
Raju - Dadu lekin abhi khana nai bana hai....
Dadu - Nai nai khane ke liye nai.....saamne wali building mai teri aunty ko Smile dena hai......
hahahaha...... Umar 80 ki...Dil bachpan ka........ :-)
Hello party people & night mongers
ReplyDeletethis is sud
hassi k fuware kitab mein se joke padh raha hoon
Page no : ? sorry, from Index
Doctor NEHA se : Mrs Neha apke liye good news hain.
Neha : lekin me Mrs nahi Miss hu,
Doctor Neha se : Accha to aap mrs nahi miss ho, Phir to aap ke liye bad news hain,
Sud : Mrs hain to Good news hain or Miss hain to bad news hain,
hmmmmmmm....................!
Senseless joke, is joke me kuch sense nahi he.
Hello Everyone this is sud
ReplyDeleteput your hands in the air ... Its Cooool
hassi k fuware kitab mein se joke padh raha hoon
page numbr 93 ...upar se 3rd joke hai
Ramu aur Shamu Dono picture dekhane gaye. picture me Race ka scene chal raha tha.
Ramu shamu se : ye jo lamba aadmi hai vo race jitega.
Shamu : nahi ye mota aadmi hai vahi race jitega.
Ramu : lagi shart
Shamu : lagi.
ant me mota hi race jita.
Ramu : tumhe kaise pata chala ki mota hi race jitega.
Shamu : kal jab me upne papa ke saath picture dekhne aaya tha. tab bhi ye mota hi race jita tha.
Sud: Yeto Cheating hai. cheating.
Ramu ko shart lagani hi nahi chahiye thi. Shamu is cheater , cheater coke .
Hello Party People & all money makers .
ReplyDeleteaapki salary aa gai. meri to salary aa gai. lekin koi increment nahi vahi salary aayi, itni mehnat karne ke baad bhi.
anyways...
hassi k fuware kitab mein se joke padh raha hoon
page numbr 138 ...upar se 2rd joke.
Ek saaikal(Bicycle) sawar ne raah chalte aadmi se apni saaikal takara di.
aadmi : uuuiiii uuuuiiii meri to kamar tod di.
saaikal sawar : aapki kismat acchi hai ke aap uuii uuuii bol sakate ho.
aadmi : ek to saaikaal takaradi upar se bol rahe ho ki meri kismat acchi hai . vo kaise??
saaikal sawar : aaj meri chhutti hai varna me roz truck chalata hoon.
sud : ha ha ha ha to ye saaikal sawar aadmi ke upar se truck bhi chala deta.
hello..party people....love birds....
ReplyDeleteab main apke lye chutkula padhne ja rha hu hansi k phuware kitab se....page no. 96 upar se teesra joke....
ek baar ek pati patni restaurant me coffee pee rhe the....
Patni [Pati se]: A g coffee jldi peejiye
Pati : kyu?????
Patni: kyuki wahan samne likha hai, coffee 10rs. and cold coffee 20rs.
Haaa.....haaaa.....haaaa.haaaa.....
I tell u...ye patniyan b na.....hmesha paise bachane ki sochti hai...
haaa.....haaaa.....haaaaa.....haaaa....
O my god.......
Hello Everyone Best people have many email ids & sud is announcing new email id.
ReplyDeletecheck it out. sudispartyman@idiatimes.com com com com
joke pad raha hoon hassi ke phuware kitab me se..
page no XX upar se X joke hai
Tinku teacher se : teacher maine english ke 8 lessons padh liye.
Teacher: tune english ke 8 lessons padh liye. tab to tu english me baat kar sakta hai.
Tinku : ha lekin unse jinhone ne english ke 7 lesson padhe hai.
Hello Dude & Dudees
ReplyDeleteThis is sud. kal me multiplex me movie dekhne gaya.
ticket ki price thi 300 RS. Are 300 Rs me to 1 mahine ka rashan aajata hai. chalo koi baat nahi
joke pad raha hoon hassi ke phuware kitab me se
Page no 89 upar se 2nd joke.
Ekbaar Raju zoo me ghumane gaya. zoo me ek ghadhhe ne usko laat mar di.
Raju : Thaher abhi me tuze dekhta hoon
Raju ghadhhe ko pakdne ke liye uske pichhe bhagne laga.
Raju ne zibra ke paas jakar use bahot kick mari.
aur bola kyun be coat pahenke muze bewkoof banata hai.
Sud: Are yaar ye to bachhoka joke hai. I mean this book is old .
Welcome every one this is sud
ReplyDelete& my new email id is: sudispartyman@indiatimes.com
so every one are going to send in my inbox.
hasee ke phuware kitab me se joke pad raha hoon
page no 138 upar se 1st joke hai.
teacher student se : What is ur name?
student : suraj prakash
teacher : english me question puchha hai to english me answer do.
student : sun light.
Sud : Ha Ha Ha Ha Mera to pet hi dukhane laga hai.
Bandh karo baad me sunaunga joke.
Hello Dude & Dudees
ReplyDeleteThis is sud.
Are You enjoying Husee ke phuware HKF? with sud ?
roses are red,
violets are blue,
HKF only for me & you.
hasee ke phuware kitab me se joke pad raha hoon.
page no 128 upar se 1st joke hai.
sohan mohane se: tumhe pata hai unde me se bachhe kaise bahar aate hai?
mohan : are muze to ye samaj me nahi aata ki bachhe unde me ghuste kaise hai?
sud: unda ka funda samaja raha hai sohan mohan ko.
Hello Every budy
ReplyDeleteThis is sud.
hasee ke phuware kitab me se joke padh raha hoon
page no hai 300 upar se 2nd joke.
Interview lene wale boss ne ramesh ka biodata dekh ke kaha
boss: Ramesh maine tumhara biodata padha. isame tumane likha hai
ki tumhe ghudsawari( horse riding ) ka shaukh hai.
Ramesh : Jis Sir
Boss : to akhir me tum ghode par kab bethe the?
Ramesh : Sir, Teen saal pahele jab meri shadi hui thi tab.
Sud: Ramesh kisi chize ko ek baar karte hai to use shaukh nahi kahete.
Tum ek baar paida hue ho isaka matlab ye to nahi ki tumhe paida hone ka
shaukh hai. Ramesh bhi na budhhu hai.
Hi IPL regulars...
ReplyDeleteIPL chal rahe hain....lekin samajh hi nai aata....match hai ya koi award function.....saare filmstars wahin hote hai.....
Bringing jokes for you from HKF yani...Hassi ke Fhuwareee...shooting...
Yamdud - Vinod tune kitne jhoot bole hain...
Vinod - 500..
Yamdud - Ja ground ke 500 chakkar laga....
Yamdud - Anil tune kitne jhoot bole hain...
Anil - 600...
Yamdud - Ja ground ke 600 chakkar laga....
Yamdud - Suresh tune kitne jhoot bole hain...
Suresh - wo mai batata hun....phele mai cycle le aaun.....
hahaha....suresh tujhe toh kauwa katega........
Hi...Air conditioners lovers.....
ReplyDeleteBadi garmi hai......lekin Radio mirchi ke office mai AC hai....yahn toh aisa lag raha hai jaise Shimla mai hon.....
Hassi ke fhuwaree kitab mai se joke padh raha hun.....
Page no.70 upper se dusra joke hai.....
Verender Macchar se - Yaar tum toh raat ko kaat te ho...toh aaj subha kyun kaat rahe ho....
Macchar - Ghar ki halat kharab hai.....isliye overtime kar raha hun......
oh ho...ye joke likhne walle ne bhi kuch bhi likh diya hai....hahaha......
Hiee...everyone....chilling in this hot summer.....
ReplyDeleteok....joke padta hun.....page no.89 upper se firssst joke hai......Shooting...
Film producer apne dost se -
Accha hua meri film flop nai hui......
Dost - Toh kya hit hogayi....
Film Producer - Nai, Censor board waalon ne film release hi nai karne di....
Bada confidence tha producer ko apni film pe......hahahahahahhaa......
Hey....Ye jo RAPA award hai na...bahut accha hai....per dhul bahut pakadti hai....
ReplyDeleteI clean my teeth everyday.....now i'll clean this award also...hehehehe..
Ok joke padh raha hun.....page no.70
If you miss it then it is lost........
Teacher Bacchon se -
Aisa kaunsa panchi hai jo ud nai sakta.....
Lucky - Teacher mai jawab dun.....
Teacher - Haan lucky bolo....
Lucky - Tandoori Chicken.....
Hahahhahaha.....what a stupid answer.....Lucky tu sach mai lucky hai.....Lucky boy.....
hello.........
ReplyDeletemobile users n sms lovers
kisiko pata bhi nahi hai ki I m a RAPA AWard winner
lagta hai mujhe meri name plate ke aage likhwana padega
SUD THE RAPA AWARD WINNER
anyways
HKF me se joke sunane ja raha hoon
Teacher : Agar ek ped pe 30 sevfal hai, usme se 10 chiku tode to kitne aam bachenge ?
Student : Sir, 20 haathi bachenge.......
Teacher : Tumhe kaise pata chale ?
Student : Kyunki aaj main tifin mein Aalo Maithi ki sabji laya hoon........
Sud : hahahahah isme kisi ka kisi se connection nahi hai, fir bhi hasi aa rahi hai...............
hahahahhha ..... oh my GOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aeee he he he he...eh he he he....
ReplyDeleteoops...sorry party peoples....mujhe toh joke padhne se pehle hi hassi aa rahi hai....
kahi ye joke main pehle sunaa toh nahi chuka?...
anyways...hassi ke phuwarre kitaab me se joke padh raha hoon...page no. 45, oopar se...teesra joke...
raju...raat ke do baje apne papa se....: papa utho, papa utho...
raju ke papa....: kya hua raju...itni raat ko kyon jagaa diya mujhe?
raju....: papa aap neend ki goli lena bhool gaye the....
sud: aeeee he he he....
oooo...ye raju kitna pyaara bachcha hai....
dekhne wai baat ye hai ki raju raat ke do baje bhi itna attentive hai...
God Bless u Raju...
..Radio Mirchi presents Hassi ke phuware....with Sudarshan...
ReplyDeletePlease call me Sud....
okay Sud....
come on baby chill...........
Hassi ke phuware book ke page no. 90 ka uper se third joke....
Hakla grahak dukaandar se......Bhaiya ek Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........sssi de do.....
Dukaandar - Raasi to hai lekin itni lambi nahi bhaiya...........
He he he......
Kitna bakwas joke tha na..........